Who Screwed Up and Made You Single?® The Perfect Stocking Stuffer

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“Who Screwed Up and Made You Single?…And Other Keyboard Come-Ons”

How many people have been asked, “Who Screwed Up and Made You Single?” How many have tried online dating? And, how many have gotten a giggle out of the “keyboard come-ons” they get from online suitors? A new book released this month by M.A. Borders, a self-proclaimed expert in online dating, speaks to anyone who has ever tried to find love on the Internet.

With an estimated 50 million people having tried online dating in the past few decades, this little black book of hunky men and one-liners is sure to be a popular stocking stuffer this year. Actually, at 128 gorgeous pages, it’s not so “little”! The tongue-in-cheek pick-up lines offer a humorous glimpse into the complex world of online dating.

“In our quest for companionship, romance and love, it is important to keep a sense of humor,” says Borders.  “Creativity and originality of opening lines really matter. And, in my more than a decade of online dating experience, I find the ‘keyboard come-ons’ not only silly and amusing, but also inspiring.”

Readers can find lines like “Your body’s a Wonderland and I want to be Alice” and “I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but…I’m Batman” along with dozens more, making the book the perfect gift this holiday season.

To enjoy more Keyboard Come-ons® or to purchase Borders’ book, “Who Screwed Up and Made You Single?®” please visit keyboardcome-ons.com.

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